asingularcanadian:

depsidase:

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

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fairy-gothparent:

what’s your hiccups cure

gargle/sip of ice cold water

eat a spoonful of peanut butter

breathing into paper bag

eat a slice of lemon/sip of vinegar

exhale all air and hold breath

other (answer in tags or w/e)

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b0nkcreat:

karmiccollector:

b0nkcreat:

what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

It’s the season erosion from the climate crisis, combined with a hyperindividualistic and stress-bound society. It warps your sense of time.

awesome. how do i stop all that though

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babe-bombadil:

Whose gift do you choose?

Frodo- gives you his skincare routine

Legolas- gives you a confused look

Pippin- gives you the tooth he lost when he tripped and fell on a rock just now

Boromir- gives you a kazoo to blow if you’re in trouble

Merry- gives you a silica gel packet to eat

Sam- gives you the eaves he just dropped

Gandalf- gives you Pippin’s head to bash against the gates of Moria

Faramir- gives you a cool walking stick (canon!)

Aragorn- gives you his sweaty socks that haven’t been washed for a year

Elrond- gives you low opacity power

Gimli- gives you his killer mixtape

Bilbo- gives you his handkerchief (pre used)

Please reblog for bigger sample size because this is very important information

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eddiemunsonsbitoffnip-deactivat:

Reblog if you or a loved one have been affected by Eddie Munson’s slutty hips. You may be entitled to compensation.

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nanowrimo:

🎉 NaNoWriMo is here! 😱 ✍️

Here’s some tips on making sure you’re all set for success these first few days:

1. Make sure you’ve set your goal for November! 

You can do this by clicking on your main dashboard. You’ll see buttons to either join with a new novel or join with an existing novel.

2. Update your word count! 

When you’re knee deep in writing, you might forget to update your word count! Remember to update it when you can, since it helps you track your goals for the month. If you need help updating your word count, check out our FAQ!

3. Connect with other writers! 

Find and join your local region on the NaNoWriMo website to connect with other writers in your area. You can even join multiple regions! You can also create or join a private writing group of up to 20 people. We’ve shared some tips on what makes a good writing group!

4. Join a NaNoWriMo event!

We’re kicking off November 1st this year with a series of Write-Together-A-Thon livestreams where published authors share writing prompts and we all write together on YouTube. Plus, you can check out other virtual events happening through the rest of the month!

5. Have fun writing!!!! 

No matter what happens during this month, just know you already have whatever it takes to bring your story to life. You got this!! 💖

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tallwife:

How many people have you kissed?

150+

100-150

50-100

25-50

15-25

10-15

5-10

1-5

None

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househeritageposts:

not-lupus:

gay sex

house heritage post

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socialjusticeinamerica:

Ummm…NO!

MAGA Mike can go have sex with himself 🖕

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catchymemes:

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disgustinggf:

the world is so so mean to sleepy girls. What do u mean i have to get out of my bed

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boopsloop141:

i-want-to-see-mountains-again:

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samatonin-deactivated20231101:

I hope you all receive good news this week that makes your heart feel a little lighter & your dreams more within reach

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i-am-a-fish:

the target audience for this post is silly little guys

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